Top 10 reasons the New York terrorists were not Iranian:

1. 8:45 is too early for most Iranians
2. Iranians are always late, they would"ve missed all 4 flights
3. Hot girls on the planes would distracted them
4. Once in the air, they would change their mind (Pashimoon mishodan)
5. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
6. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW not a Ford.
7. They would start taroofing with each other ( Shoma beshinid, na, shoma befarmaeed poshte havapeyma)
8. talking behind each other"s back would start a big fight on the plane.
9. 18 Iranian men can never organize such smooth attack
10. They would"ve been too busy fixing their hair in case they are captured on TV.