http://uk.ParsiBlog.com UK ParsiBlog.com ATOM Generator Sun, 20 May 2012 01:13:32 GMT Ali Yazdi 10 1 10 tag:uk.ParsiBlog.com/Posts/13/9%2f11/ Fri, 14 Jan 2005 15:12:00 GMT 9/11 <div dir='rtl'><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 12pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Top 10 reasons the </SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:State><st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">New York</SPAN></st1:place></st1:State><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> terrorists were not Iranian: <BR><BR>1. </SPAN><st1:time Hour="8" Minute="45"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">8:45</SPAN></st1:time><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> is too early for most Iranians<BR>2. Iranians are always late, they would"ve missed all 4 flights<BR>3. Hot girls on the planes would distracted them<BR>4. Once in the air, they would change their mind (Pashimoon mishodan)<BR>5. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?<BR>6. The suspected car found outside of </SPAN><st1:place><st1:PlaceName><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Boston</SPAN></st1:PlaceName><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN><st1:PlaceType><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Airport</SPAN></st1:PlaceType></st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> would be a BMW not a Ford.<BR>7. They would start taroofing with each other ( Shoma beshinid, na, shoma befarmaeed poshte havapeyma)<BR>8. talking behind each other"s back would start a big fight on the plane.<BR>9. 18 Iranian men can never organize such smooth attack<BR>10. They would"ve been too busy fixing their hair in case they are captured on TV.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></o:p></SPAN></div> Ali Yazdi